Coming soon to phones everywhere

Glitchy Goat:
Gravity Dash

Gidget ate some anti-gravity boots. Now she flips between floor and ceiling — and it's YOUR job to keep her in one piece.

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Chaos, but make it cute

Three ridiculous ideas that somehow work perfectly together.

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One-Tap Gravity Flip

No joysticks, no combos. Just tap to flip Gidget from floor to ceiling and back. Easy to learn, brutally hard to master.

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The Juice Meter

Grab glowing juice boxes to fill your boost meter. Go full and smash through obstacles for 5 glorious seconds.

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Ridiculous Hats

Earn points to unlock a plunger, a top hat, a taco, and more. Zero gameplay impact, 100% maximum swagger.

Dodge or get
dashed.

Floating plasma fences. Runaway tractors. Giant rolling watermelons. The farm has never been this dangerous — or this fun.

  • 30–60 second bite-size runs
  • Endless, ever-changing obstacle courses
  • Made for quick chaotic replays

Concept art — real screenshots coming soon!

Get ready to dash

Glitchy Goat: Gravity Dash is hopping onto app stores soon. Buttons are placeholders for now — check back shortly!

Soon Download on the App Store Soon Get it on Google Play

Links are placeholders — they'll go live at launch.